Know you’re self-ish.
A seal of approval should never balance a ball on its nose.
Sloth is not a sin when it has toes.
The only guns worth bearing are your arms.
Lion’s dreams must give us paws.
A filthy dollar’s made of stinky cents.
Money sometimes routs evils.
Homophones are mostly gay themselves.
Salted roads melt snow.
Snow, the blanket, warms.
Husky corn has corny husks.
Summer won’t last. Build barns.
Don’t burn your barns: only Faulkner does so well.
A mouse is not the king of mice.
A multitude of rulers is no good thing—carpenters prefer tape measures.
A teabag has no leaves worth reading.
Rome has seven hills, but so does New South Wales.
Cookies are sometimes food.
A bigger size means bigger sighs.
One buys more fries with dollars than with sense.
Lassie, too, can fall down well.
An elephant prefers a trackpad to a mouse.
Frankly, Franco’s full of fluff.
All toads lead to roads.
I fear the geeks, even wearing shifts.
Love before you leap.
Clear water melts even pillars of salt.
A pen has only so much ink.
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