Sentence Sounds

Who forgets her underwear?
I don’t even know. Happens, I guess.
It’s not like socks. You can’t just forget to grab that on your way out the door.

Hey, just wanted to let you know I took care of everything.
You’re a boss.
Don’t even worry about it.

Do you have the book?
Shit. OK, I’ll be a little late.

No, I’m pretty sure I’m right, dude. Commons closes at nine.
No, you don’t even know.

Now look what you’ve made me do.
Oh my god I’m so sorry.
You’ll have to excuse my friend.

Do you see the way people are looking at you?
Yes, mommy.
Do you like the way that makes you feel?

You won’t do it.
Says who?
Says me.

Apparently someone came out with a clone of “Angry Birds” for Xbox Live. It’s called “Pissed Fish.”
Who did?
Some random mouthbreather.

How’d it go?
Whatever. I don’t want to talk about it.

I haven’t been here in forever.
Sup dude?
Been almost a week, maybe two.

Hey, slut, come funnel a beer with me.
What did you just call me?
I called you a slut because you look like a slut, slut.

Well, shit.
That was easy.

Well? What do you think?
Our grandparents worked their whole lives to get out of that shtetl, and you went back.

You know you want to.
You can’t be serious.
Now I may be wrong, but I think that sounds like a “Yes, Noah, I do.”

Mind if I join you?
Not at all.
So how’ve you been, buddy?

Yo what’s up Joe?
Good. You?
Not much.